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Not Much Ranger in ‘The Lone Ranger’ Trailer

Below, you’ll find what is purported to be the trailer for Gore Verbinski’s beleaguered western, The Lone Ranger, starring Armie Hammer as the Ranger and Johnny Depp as Tonto, which is the Potawatomi word meaning “actor with black-and-white face paint and a crow hat.” I use the word “purported” because there’s not a lot of [...]

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So This Is What the Lone Ranger and Tonto Will Look Like

Gaze at the picture above and marvel at the eccentric appearance of New Millennium Lone Ranger and Tonto. Disney’s press release informs us that this new take on The Lone Ranger comes “from producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Gore Verbinski” and tells the story of “Tonto (Johnny Depp), a spirit warrior on a personal quest [...]

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‘Paradise Lost’ Postponed — A Christmas Miracle?

The forthcoming Alex Proyas adaptation of Milton’s Paradise Lost, in which Bradley Cooper is to play — nay, embody — the dark lord Lucifer, has been postponed due to its spiraling budget. I suppose even the infernal powers of Bradley Cooper are not enough to convince producers that an action movie based on a theological [...]

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