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Two Heads, No Teeth — 2-Headed Shark Attack

You never know what you’re going to get from those wacky purveyors of schlock known as The Asylum. Wait, let me qualify that. You know you’re going get a “bad” movie, but you never know if it’s going to be a good “bad” movie (Mega Python vs. Gatoroid) or a bad “bad” movie (Almighty Thor). [...]

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Jaws Étouffée—Swamp Shark

“For 200 million years, alligators have ruled the swamp. Next summer, the gators have company.” I know what you’re thinking, but you’re wrong. That portentous opening quote is not Shakespeare. It’s taken from the trailer of Swamp Shark, the latest craptacular original movie from the fine folks at Syfy. Don’t get me wrong; I love [...]

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