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Everything Old Is New

Proof that cosplay is not just a contemporary phenomenon… ~Theron Neel

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Not Much Ranger in ‘The Lone Ranger’ Trailer

Below, you’ll find what is purported to be the trailer for Gore Verbinski’s beleaguered western, The Lone Ranger, starring Armie Hammer as the Ranger and Johnny Depp as Tonto, which is the Potawatomi word meaning “actor with black-and-white face paint and a crow hat.” I use the word “purported” because there’s not a lot of [...]

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So This Is What the Lone Ranger and Tonto Will Look Like

Gaze at the picture above and marvel at the eccentric appearance of New Millennium Lone Ranger and Tonto. Disney’s press release informs us that this new take on The Lone Ranger comes “from producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Gore Verbinski” and tells the story of “Tonto (Johnny Depp), a spirit warrior on a personal quest [...]

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‘Frankenweenie’ Rises From the Grave

Once upon a time, there was an animator named Tim Burton. Little Tim was quite talented and, so, he was snatched up by the wicked conglomerate known as Disney, who promised him great things. Sadly, the iniquitous multinational’s true colors were presently revealed when poor Tim was let go for making a short scary kids’ [...]

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