I’m about to make your dreams come true. I just got word that Jen and Sylvia Soska want to date you. Yes, you!
In honor of today’s Dead Hooker in a Trunk super-special Region 1 DVD release, the Twisted Twins desire the pleasure of your company for a cozy evening spent snuggled up in front of the television. Nothing fancy. You don’t have to get dressed up…or get dressed at all, if that’s what you’re into, ya freak.
All you have to do is head over to the Soskas’ Twitter feed (@Twisted_Twins) tonight, January 31, at 11/10c (8 p.m. PST). They are so excited about this assignation that they’ve already planned everything.
Once you arrive, you’ll be greeted warmly. There’ll be a little small talk just to calm the nerves, and then the three of you are going to sit down (with your favorite refreshments, of course) and watch Dead Hooker in a Trunk together. And, yes, they know it’s short notice, but who are you kidding — you can’t pass this up!
But where are my manners? It isn’t very romantic having me play Cupid. Why don’t I let the Soskas ask you themselves, in their own inimitable fashion.