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The Devil Can’t Accessorize—In Satan’s Closet

Just when you thought it was safe to wear really tacky jewelry, Stacie Ponder and friends attack with a terrific trailer for a horrible horror movie about a demonic necklace—a movie that doesn’t even exist. That’s right, fresh off her recent triumph, Ludlow, the Final Girl is back with a tale of Satan, closets, feline possession and deliciously bad acting. Shannon Lark is perfectly, terribly perfectly terrible in this wonderfully awful short, which also features Lena Headey, Brea Grant and anyone else you can think of. Oh, and Heidi Martinuzzi appears as a nun (!!!), which pretty much guarantees eternal damnation for everybody involved with this thing. Talk about your nunsploitation…

~Theron Neel

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