I know my output has been a bit spotty lately, but don’t worry. I’m going to see a doctor soon. Ho! How’s that for comedy? Really? Okay. Moving on then. I haven’t fed the beast in a while, but I have a good excuse. You see, I’ve been busy goofing off working on something that has taken on a life of its own. So please bear with me, dear readers. Tomorrow, I will have a new piece for you—one that’s salacious in nature! (There will be nudity.) I will be giving you my thoughts on a little something that goes by the name of Kiss Me Quick. And as if that’s not enough (and, trust me, it is), I’ll also be weighing in on a little ditty called House on Bare Mountain. I know, but you don’t have to thank me…unless you want to. Who am I to discourage you?
But until then, I give you this, a teaser if you will (and even if you won’t). Yes, it’s something new from Something Weird for you, friends. See? I know what you like…and it’s not chantilly lace.